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A song from Ron and the Boys Meet Frankenstein.

Lyrics:

  • Peter Pan: Well, I'm still scared.
  • (Sweet Song Plays)
  • Peter Pan: But if a monster came in the room tonight, what would we do? What could we do? If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright what would you do if it was you?
  • Ron Stoppable: I'd drown him with my soaker gun, glue him to a chair, stick a dead skunk in his pocket. I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep, blast him into space on a rocket. I'd send him to his doom if a monster came in my room! (Talking African American) Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me? Y'all ready to rumble? Bring it on, brother.
  • Peter Pan: But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed what would you do? What could you do?
  • Ron Stoppable: With a zipper in his neck, and bolts in his head,
  • Shaggy Rogers: If it were me? Well, let me see. I'd multiply pi times his height and his weight to determine mathematically the way to alter his molecular state and shrink him to the size of a flea, yeah. I'd fill him full of dread if a monster sat on my bed!
  • Ron, Shaggy, and Peter: Ain't no monster gonna put us down, uh uh, no way. We'll chase his face right outta town that's what we say. Ain't no monster gonna put us down, uh huh, that's right. 'Cause we're the meanest boys around, we're tight!
  • Artemis: Shaggy, Peter, Ron! Go to sleep!
  • Ron Stoppable: Okay! I am the Munkinator! (Echoes)
  • Shaggy Rogers: If a monster came in and decided to stay,
  • Peter Pan: That wouldn't be very nice! We could ask him politely to go away.
  • Ron Stoppable: Are we men? Or are we mice? I'll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword shoot silly string at his head.
  • Shaggy Rogers: I'll use my blanket like a matador.
  • Peter Pan: I'll just hide under my bed!
  • Ron and Shaggy: NO!!
  • Ron, Shaggy, and Peter: We'll make this place his tomb if a monster comes in our room! We'll send him to his doom if a monster comes in our room! We'll blow him up, KABOOM!
  • Artemis: I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!
  • Ron, Shaggy, and Peter (quietly): If a monster comes in our room. We'll send him to his doom if a monster comes in our room. We'll blow him up--
  • Peter Pan: KABOOM!
  • Ron and Shaggy: If a monster comes in our room.